Synopsis:
God takes a break from his labors. Realizes he hasn’t caused
it to rain so the plants won’t grow. Makes it rain and then creates a man named
Adam and plants a really nice garden in Eden for his new pet plaything Adam to
live in. The problem is that Adam doesn’t have a help mate, so God puts Adam to
sleep and clones him a woman who Adam calls Eve. They are both naked.
In other words:
God wants his very own human for a pet, so he creates Adam
and gives him a special enclosure to live in and clones a wife for him.
Favorite bit:
I like Genesis 2:10-14 where the rivers are described. These
seem like real rivers as one, Gihon, encompasses the entire land of Ethiopia
and another goes into Assyria. This also leads to the impression that Adam and
Eve aren’t the sole humans on the planet. They are just special humans created
by God to be his special pets in his secret garden enclosure.
Least favorite bit:
Genesis 2: 17 – God puts a tree of knowledge of good and
evil in the garden but forbids Adam from eating it under penalty of immediate
death. First off, that isn’t very nice. Second, it does give the impression
that indeed Adam and Eve were meant to be pets of God and to keep them passive;
he needed them to be ignorant.
Moral Lesson:
Don’t forget to water your plants (Genesis 2: 5)
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